Saturday, January 17, 2009

Sandwich Loving

Cold Turkey -
Definition 1: complete and abrupt withdrawal of addictive drug/habit by force of will without medication or substitutes
Definition 2: A Turkey's attempt at at humor which was never funny to begin with or so painfully obvious it huts to laugh

  1. Take 2 cuddly slices of Thick White Bread. Get them warm and toasty.
  2. Apply some good ole lovin' cranberry sauce and Mayonnaise on Both slices. Rub it in good.
  3. Place Cold Turkey between the Hot hot bread.
  4. Slap them all together tight.

And there you have it. Sanwich loving with some cold turkey. Yum.

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